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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 06:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Scottie Scheffler's Wife Meredith Scheffler Gets Strong Message From PGA Tour Golfer - Athlon Sports

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Morning Briefing: Lindor Ties Jeter on Home Run Leaderboard - Metsmerized Online

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Who was the most ignorant American you have ever met?

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do you say "have fun" in French?

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Then came..

When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

43 Impulse Buys You’ve Probably Been Eyeing For A Minute, So Here’s Your Sign To Click “Add To Cart” - BuzzFeed

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

No way

Mariners fall flat again: 'We'll keep fighting' - The Seattle Times

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

European Mars orbiter spies crumbling crater 'soaked in layers of Martian history' (photo) - Space

Still no good

Still no good.

So they tried

Is LivSpace reliable?

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.