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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Scottie Scheffler's Wife Meredith Scheffler Gets Strong Message From PGA Tour Golfer - Athlon Sports
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Morning Briefing: Lindor Ties Jeter on Home Run Leaderboard - Metsmerized Online
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Next, they tried...
Who was the most ignorant American you have ever met?
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How do you say "have fun" in French?
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Then came..
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
No way
Mariners fall flat again: 'We'll keep fighting' - The Seattle Times
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
European Mars orbiter spies crumbling crater 'soaked in layers of Martian history' (photo) - Space
Still no good
Still no good.
So they tried
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.